I woke up Wednesday morning and was going about my normal routine. Things were going well, nothing out of the ordinary. Hot coffee, breakfast, computer on, olivia was out the door and Ruby was content with her cereal. Maybe I am partially to blame for what happened. I get distracted by e-mail, facebook, twitter, blogs, etc. I'm going to tell the rest of the story through the text messages that went back and forth between me and the wife. I apologize for the lack of pictures...I was a little distraught and it slipped my mind. For clarity, my texts are in yellow, my wife's in red.
Me: Ruby colored on the f#%*ing tv...
olivia: Oh no.
olivia: Deep breaths.
olivia: Do I need to come home.
Me: No, you'll need to be as far away as possible so you don't go down with me.
olivia: Remember she's only two.
Me: She's about to be zero...
olivia: You better not hurt my baby.
Me: She hurt mine...
olivia: lol. I'm gonna hurt you.
Thankfully it came out with a paper towel, water, and a little elbow grease. I'm glad we buy the washable, non-permanent crayons and markers. Never a dull moment...